[Tutorial] CARNIVORE S'MORES!

[Xenophon]

I have never eaten s'mores. Why? The name! Like something a sylibanting sybarite would come lisping on the playground. Really, I Xenophon Eldritch Lovecraft, am supposed to go popping a knee-weakening woody over a mess of chocolate, marshmallow, graham cracker pogey bait?! I think not. Below, the REAL s'mores:

1. For graham crackers you swap out Navajo fry bread
2. For melted marshmallows you sub-in sour cream like great god Tengri gifted the Tatar hordes
3. For chocolate, you heap on a mess of hamburger meat, BBQ sauce, and chopped jalepenos
4. You dump on top cheddar cheese, subbing for nothing and because I say so.

There these are what Jesus was talking about when his Salvicatory Self declared, "I come bringing not peace but s'mores!" (Matthew 10:34)

 

[silencewaits]

I'll have to try this. I usually make my frybread more sweet with powdered sugar and eat it with raw honey.

 

[Xenophon]

I'll have to try this. I usually make my frybread more sweet with powdered sugar and eat it with raw honey.

My teeth are hurting already. (Like the old song from the 80's "Hurts So Good.")