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Friday the 13th Self-love Ritual

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You guys this is so mysterious... the other day I woke up behind my computer and... there was this file in the middle of the screen... it is called the

World Famous Friday the 13th Self-Love Ritual from the Secret Grimoire of Ros Rosae High Priestess of the Shadow Cult of Black Darkness and the Abyssal Acolytes of Accersita, Servants of the Shameless Flame and Blameless Name..

I don't know what to do you guys... will this spell work? Here is the text...

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Undertake this working on the night sacred to our Lady Venia Tredici, the Princess of 13 Favours,
And take care that you commence in her hour when the light of the moon is silvery green.

You need:

a single candle and two types of incense
a bowl with water
Your athame
an Apple – it would be best if this apple has a blemish or spot
a paper towel or napkin
the 13th card from the tarot

When the candle and incense are lit
Take a breath, relax and sit
look into the card for a couple of minutes
think about the process of separation, breaking down of matter in order for new things to grow
Think about that one thing that you don't like in your character,
maybe an attachment to someone,
an inability to be free,
whatever it is that you know is holding you back

Place the apple in the bowl and wash it
say the following invocation of supernatural powers

“I conjure you by the gods of the underworld


GOGGYLORYGCHE OMBROLIGMATE ...

THOERYSERIS!”


(say the first two words very slowly,
say the first one as you are washing the apple,
then when you have taken it out of the bowl and are wiping it dry with the napkin, you speak the second one,
place it on the altar, before the Death card, place the apple in such a manner that you see the spot or bruise,
close your eyes, breathe in deep, and say the last word as you open your eyes)

Look to your Death card again and understand that you now are XIII
Assume the same position as the figure on the card has, if you need to stand up then stand up

Take your athame and point it at the apple, move it, pointing to different parts and naming things you like about yourself
end by pointing to the weak spot

call it by its name – say what it is and acknowledge that you don't need it and don't want it

Now slowly cut the apple in pieces
it doesn't matter how many pieces you cut it in
but arrange them in a circle, or any other figure where you place the piece with the spot in the center

Remove all the seeds and the stem – you will use these to make an oil at some other time when you are moved to do so


Put down your athame and pick up one of the good pieces
as you hold it in your hand, say

MYRI MYRI NES MACHESNON

Eat the piece and enjoy it
know that you are once again taking into yourself your good quality

Repeat this with all the good pieces, say the words each time until all the good pieces are a part of you again

Now that only the bad part is left, take up your athame and point to it again
slowly say
NOOD

Take the piece and either go for a walk and throw it away or throw it in the trash
Clean up your altar

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So what you think guys.. I did some resurge and it seems the idea of cutting an apple into pieces is from an old Etruscan spell to break a curse!

The original spell is something like this:

As this fruit is cut, so shall also the spell be
It shall burn in the fire and not return to the tree
It will not be offered to the gods or the kings
But he who has cast the evil, the curse, the sin
who pointed his finger, who has caused me pain
May be divided like this fruit and start to wane
Cut in pieces and wasting away
May the fire devour it all this day!


And that's not all you guys.. those weird words apparently are from the Greek Magic Papers... The sister of my uncle's boyfriend knows a woman whose father has a friend that said these words might mean the following:

There is a longing deep down in me
The secret ingredient
Rise up and come forth!

Joyous harmony cheerful and happy


This is either a hoax or something copypasataned by a hack internetwitch! Or maybe.. it's genius and this could work? What do you think? guys?

O! and the same guy also says that some people think that letters can represent planets and numbers and all kinds of stuff. He says the letter N (he calls it “noon”) is that Deathcard in the darot, and the letter D (he says “dollhead” or something?) is the letter of Venus. So ND is Friday the Thirteenth, and ND ("nood"?) is a word that means “to remove”. Can you believe it you guys?!​
 

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Wow... I bet you spent a long time crafting this ritual!
 
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