How would you reroute this stolen money back to the American public?

[thepolestar]

Political witchcraft question here, based on something the Late Stage Capitalism sub posted 30 minutes ago:

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The Pentagon went on a massive end-of-year spending spree in September 2025, blowing through $93 billion in a single month—the most September spending since at least 2008.

• $93 billion spent in September alone.
• $50.1 billion of that was spent in the final five days of the fiscal year.
• That single-month spending is larger than the entire annual military budgets of some countries.

Luxury food​

• $15.1 million on ribeye steak.
• $6.9 million on lobster tail.
• $2 million on Alaskan king crab.
• $124,000 for ice-cream machines.
• $139,224 on 272 orders of doughnuts.
• Meanwhile, they want to cut benefits to roughly 42 million people in the U.S. basic food program from SNAP.
• In addition to SNAP, 7 million mothers and children faced potential disruptions to the WIC program.

Furniture spending spree​

The Pentagon spent $225 million on furniture in 2025, the most in over a decade.

• $12,000 on fruit basket stands.
• Over $60,000 on Herman Miller recliners.

Luxury purchases and gadgets​

• $98,329 Steinway grand piano for the Air Force chief of staff’s home.
• $5.3 million on Apple devices like iPads.

I want to reclaim ALL of that money, every cent of it, for the American people. I have some ideas for spellwork, all of which involve managing to discreetly get dirt/soil from the Pentagon first, and then creating sigils. How would you strategize getting this stolen money back? Let's brainstorm.

 

[Yazata]

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