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No, this isn't a Picasso bashing thread. I'd no more bash him than I'd make fun of the mentally impaired. Nor am I going to dump on Pollock. He dumped enough paint it'll take another century for art critics to mop up the mess. Nay, I'm asking which uncontroversially great artist rubs you the wrong way. I'm mildly inimical to Michelangelo. All his models worked through "Steroids "R Us." His "female ones" were linebackers with modestly-sized mammaries. But my favorite artist to dump on is Uccello. His (almost) every painting is so precise as to be painful. A master of perspective who forget about art en route. His "Hunt in the Forest" must have been painted as a joke. The dog pack moves; everything else is frozen. Like I hinted already, it's like a pair of shorts you took out of the dryer too soon now damp-chafing betwixt your buns.