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[Opinion] Lazy Chef's Wassail Recipe

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Xenophon

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It's Yuletide: that means 12 days to party. Discreetly if you're employed and want to continue. The following recipe lets you enjoy genuine Anglo-Sassenach wassail but without all the bother of bowls, measuring cups, knives, apples, and---in a word---effort. Enjoy:
INGRIEDENTS: Apple cider or Apple juice ot Apple Kool-Ade
One pint of Popov vodka
Powdered cinammon
Cloves
1) Microwave the cider for 30 seconds in a glass
2) While microwaving, stick cloves in the gaps in your teeth
3) Sprinkle tongue with cinammon
4) Take a gulp of cider and hold in mouth
5) Take an equal gulp of Popov
6) Gargle and swallow
7) Repeat 1-6 as often as needed
 

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you prob chew your tobacco too, lol.💕 good to have you back!
 

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you prob chew your tobacco too, lol.💕 good to have you back!
Chew tobacco? No, but I did try beetel nut in Thailand. One time. Maybe a recipe for that come Lunar New Year next month.
 
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