50 Times Trump Promised 'No New Wars'

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[SkullTraill]

This isn’t a social media website. If you’re going to make a thread with a link, then add some original thought to it instead of just “lol”.

 

[Xingtian]

The usual MAGA cope I've seen is that "this isn't a war". Kind of like Putin's 3-day "special military operation" now in its 4th year. Now that Trump's recent 48 hour ultimatum is expiring he is giving it a 5-day extension, alleging promising negotiations with Iran. He constantly contradicts himself and lies, so who knows? If he really wants to declare victory and pull out, abandoning the American bases in the Gulf and leaving the Zionist entity to its doom, that would be great, but I doubt he would be able to sell that as a victory even to his most gullible base. My feeling is that Tehran has no incentive to negotiate with the Epstein alliance at this point, as Iran has them by the balls, and USrael have repeatedly launched surprise attacks during negotiations, so there's no point in talking to the US or Tel Aviv until facts on the ground have brought them to their knees.

 

[L’chaimGoldberg]

The usual MAGA cope I've seen is that "this isn't a war". Kind of like Putin's 3-day "special military operation" now in its 4th year. Now that Trump's recent 48 hour ultimatum is expiring he is giving it a 5-day extension, alleging promising negotiations with Iran. He constantly contradicts himself and lies, so who knows? If he really wants to declare victory and pull out, abandoning the American bases in the Gulf and leaving the Zionist entity to its doom, that would be great, but I doubt he would be able to sell that as a victory even to his most gullible base. My feeling is that Tehran has no incentive to negotiate with the Epstein alliance at this point, as Iran has them by the balls, and USrael have repeatedly launched surprise attacks during negotiations, so there's no point in talking to the US or Tel Aviv until facts on the ground have brought them to their knees.

MAGA rages at liberals and liberals rage at MAGA. The uncomfortable reality is that they’re both different sides of the same coin, it’s just each one gets told what to believe by different “news “ Outlets, which are all owned by the same people.
The fact that his base is justifying this and the resultant economic hardship is no different than how “the other side” supported whatever Biden and Obama did.
As a historian, I had to laugh at a meme i saw that said “the Roman Empire had the most impressive military in history and they were defeated by weaker forces. They were also run by idiots”
The has gone down hill so much in the past 30 years it’s hard for me to believe. I was a kid when the ussr collapsed and now I’m watching the Soviet states of America collapse.
that Chinese curse about “interesting times” seems to be on us.

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The usual MAGA cope I've seen is that "this isn't a war". Kind of like Putin's 3-day "special military operation" now in its 4th year. Now that Trump's recent 48 hour ultimatum is expiring he is giving it a 5-day extension, alleging promising negotiations with Iran. He constantly contradicts himself and lies, so who knows? If he really wants to declare victory and pull out, abandoning the American bases in the Gulf and leaving the Zionist entity to its doom, that would be great, but I doubt he would be able to sell that as a victory even to his most gullible base. My feeling is that Tehran has no incentive to negotiate with the Epstein alliance at this point, as Iran has them by the balls, and USrael have repeatedly launched surprise attacks during negotiations, so there's no point in talking to the US or Tel Aviv until facts on the ground have brought them to their knees.

The hasn’t had a declared war since WWII when they allied with communism. Every war has been called a “police action” and “special operation”, anything but the truth: naked aggression and violence against weaker countries.
like the joke “we have to fight Iran because they have nuclear weapons!” “Okay, why don’t we attack North Korea?” “Are you crazy, they have nuclear weapons!”

 

[Robert Ramsay]

He's demented and nothing he says can be trusted from one moment to the next.

 

[L’chaimGoldberg]

He's demented and nothing he says can be trusted from one moment to the next.

100% for sure. You would think that people would have realized that after his first term. The fact that people took him at his word before he was elected a second time shows they’re as deranged as he is.

 

[Kepler]

lol

Someone on a reddit thread collated the US chief shitstain's contradictory blowhard ramblings.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."
Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."
Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."
Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."
Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"
Mar 28: "War will be over soon"
Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"
Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"
Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."
April 1: "Iran wants a ceasefire" / "Strongly considering pulling out of NATO" / "There's no deal with Iran"
April 3:"We can take their oil and make a fortune"
April 5:"Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards or youll be living in hell"
April 6:"US could charge for strait of hormuz passage"
April 7:"A whole civilization will die tonight"
April 8:"Iran accepts ceasefire, the strait is opened" strait closed
April 9:"NATO allies have days to reopen the strait"
April 10:"Iran has no cards"
April 11:"We're going to open up the strait"
April 12:"US will blockade the strait"

The contents of this inconsistent wind are near useless at face value to direct a response to but the consistent contrast of the lies does reveal a method of predictable manipulative tactics in feeble attempts at coercion that could only convince the stupid and complicit.

The threat of 50% tariffs on nations supplying weapons to Iran is hollow considering Russia is reportedly supplying weapons and intel to target Americans and their sanctions were reduced.

 

[L’chaimGoldberg]

Someone on a reddit thread collated the US chief shitstain's contradictory blowhard ramblings.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."
Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."
Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."
Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."
Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"
Mar 28: "War will be over soon"
Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"
Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"
Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."
April 1: "Iran wants a ceasefire" / "Strongly considering pulling out of NATO" / "There's no deal with Iran"
April 3:"We can take their oil and make a fortune"
April 5:"Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards or youll be living in hell"
April 6:"US could charge for strait of hormuz passage"
April 7:"A whole civilization will die tonight"
April 8:"Iran accepts ceasefire, the strait is opened" strait closed
April 9:"NATO allies have days to reopen the strait"
April 10:"Iran has no cards"
April 11:"We're going to open up the strait"
April 12:"US will blockade the strait"

The contents of this inconsistent wind are near useless at face value to direct a response to but the consistent contrast of the lies does reveal a method of predictable manipulative tactics in feeble attempts at coercion that could only convince the stupid and complicit.

The threat of 50% tariffs on nations supplying weapons to Iran is hollow considering Russia is reportedly supplying weapons and intel to target Americans and their sanctions were reduced.

I’ve had people in other countries take me to the side and ask me very apologetically if Biden and trump are serious or if they’re just comedians. Like watching Biden wander around on stage like he’s stoned out of his gourd and unable to form a coherent sentence, and Cheeto with his unhinged rants. They’re honestly shocked when I tell them that those guys are just being themselves.

if trumpet and bidet arent proof that the president is literally just a puppet and there’s other individuals calling the shots, then there’s really nothing to talk about.

 

[aims]

The problem with Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and other unreliable figures on the political stage is that their actions expose, in the eyes of the world, their truly wonderful peoples and put their countries in a negative light. They cause great harm not only to their own nations but also to humanity as a whole. Humanity needs a new direction and a new generation of political leaders to take the lead.

 

[Jsinclair]

I'll say the same thing here that I say to the fundamentalists in the comments section of Xtian prophecy videos :

What part of the definition of the word "deceiver" is unclear? What part of what is playing out in front of us right now is ambiguous? The eschaton has been immanentized. Every single thing that needs to be in place is there. The switch was flipped the moment this mess with Iran began. And whether the particulars are deliberately chiseled out to square with the King James script is, ultimately, irrelevant.

In brief, he is what he is and he does what he does. Making deals and deceiving is in his particular job description. The fact that he espouses peace while cranking up the war machine to 11 should not come as a surprise.

It's in the freaking script.

If history has taught us anything it is that should a nation be 100% committed to a particular ideology, and they have the motive, means, and opportunity to realize said ideology, then it is foolish to not believe them.

In this case, Iran as an Islamic nation exists for one purpose and one purpose alone : to bring forth the 12th Imam/Mahdi. And the way that that is accomplished is to wash the Earth in blood, fire, and chaos. Hence, this is their hour.

I am not asserting that ANY of this is "true" in a Universal sense. What I AM asserting is that it is the schema upon which the transition from this Age to the Next is based. The myths, the legends, the settings and the scenes - schema and script.

Lights...camera...action!!!