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Taking my inspiration from another thread, when is the last time you saw or heard the word "dichotomy" when it was not prefaced by the word "false"? EVER? Really, I bet this very moment in Starbucks, when the barrista asks "Decaf or regular," Josh Foodlander will peer down his proboscis and sneer, "Really now, isn't that a false dichotomy?"
The last time I recall hearing "dichotomy" thusly au naturel must've been the night the punkawallah plaintively crooned to my sometime partner in prose, Rudyard Kipling hisself, "Alive or dead, effendi. There is no other way." And Rudy sighed, "And thusly the son of Ramakrishna besought of me/ How to straddle life's eternal dichotomy." A rhyme wretched enough for the Raj to turn us both out of the subcontinent.
The last time I recall hearing "dichotomy" thusly au naturel must've been the night the punkawallah plaintively crooned to my sometime partner in prose, Rudyard Kipling hisself, "Alive or dead, effendi. There is no other way." And Rudy sighed, "And thusly the son of Ramakrishna besought of me/ How to straddle life's eternal dichotomy." A rhyme wretched enough for the Raj to turn us both out of the subcontinent.