Lo and behold,
new currents have been given and received. By the eternal presence of TA, the Universal Fool which is and will always be Tau Aleph, there is hereby declared that the following laws are declared and effective from now until rejected by a higher will and priority.
1. If anything can go well it probably will.
2. Science is always wrong, false and oversimplified until proven otherwise by life experience.
3. Rotterdam has been connected to Shanghai, Shenzhen, Baltimore, Wuppertal and other shitholes not worth mentioning.
4. 100% of consequences come from 100% of the causes, asserting an equal relationship between inputs and outputs. This principle serves as a general reminder that the relationship between inputs and outputs is balanced. This principle is also known as the Öwnchef Rule or the 100/100 Rule.
5. There is no coincidence.
6. The time required to perform a task is always potentially equal to the time available to perform it. Just rethink it, ask for help, anything. Keep that in mind.
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