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Preferred way of passing

Yazata

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If you could choose; how would you like to die?

Years ago I heard Jon Richardson answer this question with something like
"suffocated by a lady's bare bottom" and I still think it's the best answer ever.
Can you top it?​
 

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I would still prefer being drained dry by a vampire in sweet embrace...
...or bleed out during some blood ritual in magic circle hidden in some long abandoned building.

But if this is about ridiculous ways of dying... I would have to be cosplaying Miku and I would have to die along with 50 more Miku cosplayers.
 

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Can you top it?
Oh hell no, especially if she is flatulent.

I think about what it would feel like in that last instant of being disintegrated by an alien weapon. Part of me died when this show was cancelled - fuckers left me hanging.
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Just fall asleep and if people want be with me in those last hours, it's ok. If they don't want it, it ok too. But, I would like to hear one of my own compositions (I am a composer) and /or Bach in the hours before and eat chocolate, fuet and tastefull fullfat french cheeses as much as I like, drink good red wine that is full fruitiness but not to sweet. Oh, and I hate cold feet so I need something to keep my feet warm. And I hope that I be able to draw and compose a little bit on that day. No magic, going to die is a magic on its own.

One of my friends still wants to know what a human thinks in that tiny moment before being dead. I am curious too.
 
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Like an ancient Tibetan monk, sat in meditation witnessing the very moment of my passing.
Eggshelly that's eggxactly rite.

A bit like consciously stepping into a mirrored realm you can already navigate well in, have some 'subtle frendos and protectors' already waiting to guard one to the lil throne from which one begins to create independent bubbles of creation, own planets and creatures -
gimme that apotheosis XD
 

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I would want to be circled by senators and stabbed to death so I can die full of betrayal and come back as a vengeful spirit.
 
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