[Opinion] The Great Occult Roast

[FireBorn]

Okay folks, let’s start the New Year by blowing out the old energy. I thought it’d be fun to roast the occult scene a bit, just a big-ass vent thread. Laugh at ourselves, clear the pipes.

We’re not roasting each other. We’re not roasting anyone’s personal path. We’re roasting the cliches. The cosplay, the cringe, the try-hard edge lord LARPing.

This is a release valve, not a witch hunt (see what I did there?). Roast, laugh, vent. Leave your sacred cows at the door.

I’ll go first: I bought a spell kit off Etsy and dyed my hair green. I'm basically a witch now.

Your turn.

No personal attacks. No sniping. If it hits you? Just laugh. We’re all guilty of some of it. That’s what makes it funny.

 

[BBBB]

Evil Demiurge made me do it!

 

[HoldAll]

One night when I was in deep meditation, lolling on my couch and listening to trippy music on my headphones, when I suddenly felt [Lilith/Hekate/Goetia demon king] reaching out to me. I almost dropped my bong.

 

[Robert Ramsay]

I AM THE SUN GOD RA

 

[Van Horne]

Last night I read the wiki-article on Goetia, now 88 archdemons are attached to my butthole. Can any one recommend any good counter spells?

 

[Yazata]

Last night I read the wiki-article on Goetia, now 88 archdemons are attached to my butthole. Can any one recommend any good counter spells?

From LARP to LBRP now LCRP
(laugh, cry, rage, poop)

 

[Robert Ramsay]

Last night I read the wiki-article on Goetia, now 88 archdemons are attached to my butthole. Can any one recommend any good counter spells?

You need Preparation 'D'!

 

[BBBB]

What's the difference between AA and A.A? The former are trying to stop indulging in spirits.
(Thelemic lodges I knew of seem to like their spirits in liquid form)