The Real Theory of Magic

[IllusiveOwl]

Mental illness, I pity the people who he was so motivated to DM, and please God nobody give him your hard earned cash.

OP, if you're still alive, see a psychiatrist and get sedated. You need to get yourself balanced out before you even dip your toes in the esoteric. None of it is "simple".

He's either ill or a childish con-artist, either way, don't give this loon a dime.

 

[Sabbatius]

Unless one is really well versed in it (I only had high school Latin) depends which translator is used, and there are a bunch, and "Dialect" is a factor too. The above was Google. Mainly, my point was the time-frame. If as it "sounds" it's supposed to precede the last ice age or something like that Latin obviously didn't Exist. The whole damn concept here is Wonky as hell, childish, and exceedingly fucking stupid. IMO!

Fini

I had read it as "Order of the Earthly Hours."
We should make pamphlets. Start an online Order.
Do bake sales. People earn badges. That kind of garbage.
Did I just describe Griffin's Alpha et Omega???